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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 374020101

matches found 14315

bufos posted 5152

cooldowns hit 8872

blocks respected 42

errors 133

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4135

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2685

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

733

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

685

bufo-is-proud-of-you

610

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

436

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

297

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

274

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

260

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

257

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

255

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

186

bufo-this-is-fine

183

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

179

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

166

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-happy-new-year

115

bufo-not-my-problem

103

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

102

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

92

bufo-take-my-money

78

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

69

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-roll-the-dice

66

bufo-on-the-ceiling

65

bufo-will-miss-you

65

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

64

bufo-tears-of-joy

59

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

55

bufo-grasping-at-straws

48

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

47

bufo-has-a-crush

43

bufo-is-watching-you

35

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

33

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

31

bufo-has-a-hot-take

30

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

28

bufo-has-a-question

26

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-tin-foil-hat

23

bufo-cone-of-shame

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

20

bufo-box-of-chocolates

20

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

18

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

17

bufo-just-a-little-salty

17

bufo-sunny-side-up

16

bufo-high-speed-train

16

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

16

bufo-make-it-rain

16

bufo-left-a-comment

15

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

14

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

12

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-was-in-paris

10

bufo-took-too-much

10

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

10

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-has-a-headache

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-is-all-ears

7

bufo-is-it-done

7

bufo-watching-the-clock

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

6

bufo-gives-an-idea

5

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-strikes-a-deal

5

bufo-breaks-your-heart

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-looking-very-much

5

bufo-loves-this-song

4

bufo-im-in-danger

4

bufo-notice-me-senpai

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-pours-one-out

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-turns-the-tables

3

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-goes-to-space

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-be-my-valentine

2

bufo-devouring-his-son

2

bufo-makes-it-rain

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-fun-is-over

2

bufo-has-been-cleaning

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-likes-that-idea

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-wants-a-refund

1

bufo-snaps-a-pic

1

bufo-has-a-banana

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-needs-to-vent

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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