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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 405511004

matches found 19982

bufos posted 5632

cooldowns hit 12595

blocks respected 44

errors 150

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4410

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2927

bufo-this-is-fine

905

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

792

bufo-has-a-crush

776

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

756

bufo-is-proud-of-you

653

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-not-my-problem

490

bufo-is-up-to-something

468

bufo-on-the-ceiling

418

bufo-take-my-money

390

bufo-will-miss-you

336

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

319

bufo-tears-of-joy

303

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

299

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

292

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

279

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

273

bufo-roll-the-dice

272

bufo-happy-new-year

230

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

201

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

191

bufo-grasping-at-straws

183

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

175

bufo-is-watching-you

156

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-tin-foil-hat

139

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

113

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

102

bufo-box-of-chocolates

100

bufo-make-it-rain

94

bufo-cone-of-shame

86

bufo-high-speed-train

81

bufo-sunny-side-up

76

bufo-left-a-comment

76

bufo-took-too-much

75

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

74

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-has-a-question

62

bufo-turns-the-tables

61

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

53

bufo-breaks-your-heart

48

bufo-was-in-paris

47

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

35

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

34

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-has-a-headache

33

bufo-is-it-done

33

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

33

bufo-has-a-hot-take

33

bufo-im-in-danger

31

bufo-gives-an-idea

27

bufo-watching-the-clock

27

bufo-loves-this-song

25

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-looking-very-much

22

bufo-devouring-his-son

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-strikes-a-deal

20

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

19

bufo-just-a-little-salty

19

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-notice-me-senpai

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

18

bufo-is-all-ears

18

bufo-goes-to-space

17

bufo-takes-a-bath

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

15

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

15

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-pours-one-out

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-fun-is-over

10

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-got-a-tan

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-likes-that-idea

7

bufo-wants-a-refund

7

bufo-needs-to-vent

7

bufo-has-a-sandwich

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-been-cleaning

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-be-my-valentine

6

bufo-snaps-a-pic

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-makes-it-rain

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

4

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-offers-a-brain

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-is-getting-abducted

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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