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uptime 107d 5h 14m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 396238139

matches found 18414

bufos posted 5505

cooldowns hit 11675

blocks respected 44

errors 148

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4359

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2848

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

772

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

734

bufo-this-is-fine

691

bufo-is-proud-of-you

633

bufo-has-a-crush

607

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

458

bufo-not-my-problem

368

bufo-on-the-ceiling

331

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

311

bufo-take-my-money

295

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

288

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

285

bufo-will-miss-you

277

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

274

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

268

bufo-tears-of-joy

222

bufo-roll-the-dice

217

bufo-happy-new-year

198

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

197

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

189

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

173

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-grasping-at-straws

147

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

111

bufo-is-watching-you

109

bufo-tin-foil-hat

106

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

101

bufo-box-of-chocolates

84

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

70

bufo-make-it-rain

69

bufo-cone-of-shame

67

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-high-speed-train

66

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-sunny-side-up

63

bufo-took-too-much

61

bufo-left-a-comment

59

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-turns-the-tables

54

bufo-has-a-question

54

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

50

bufo-breaks-your-heart

38

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

34

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

33

bufo-was-in-paris

32

bufo-has-a-hot-take

32

bufo-is-it-done

27

bufo-im-in-danger

26

bufo-has-a-headache

25

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-gives-an-idea

22

bufo-loves-this-song

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-watching-the-clock

20

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

18

bufo-just-a-little-salty

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

17

bufo-is-all-ears

16

bufo-goes-to-space

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-looking-very-much

15

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

14

bufo-takes-a-bath

14

bufo-strikes-a-deal

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-notice-me-senpai

14

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

13

bufo-devouring-his-son

12

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-pours-one-out

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-got-a-tan

7

bufo-fun-is-over

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-needs-to-vent

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-likes-that-idea

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-be-my-valentine

4

bufo-makes-it-rain

4

bufo-wants-a-refund

4

bufo-snaps-a-pic

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-has-a-sandwich

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-has-been-cleaning

3

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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