bufo-bot stats

uptime 107d 5h 14m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 396238139
matches found 18414
bufos posted 5505
cooldowns hit 11675
blocks respected 44
errors 148
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4359
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2848
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 772
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 734
bufo-this-is-fine 691
bufo-is-proud-of-you 633
bufo-has-a-crush 607
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-is-up-to-something 458
bufo-not-my-problem 368
bufo-on-the-ceiling 331
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 311
bufo-take-my-money 295
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 288
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 285
bufo-will-miss-you 277
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 274
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 268
bufo-tears-of-joy 222
bufo-roll-the-dice 217
bufo-happy-new-year 198
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 197
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 189
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 173
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-grasping-at-straws 147
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 111
bufo-is-watching-you 109
bufo-tin-foil-hat 106
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 101
bufo-box-of-chocolates 84
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 70
bufo-make-it-rain 69
bufo-cone-of-shame 67
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 67
bufo-high-speed-train 66
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-sunny-side-up 63
bufo-took-too-much 61
bufo-left-a-comment 59
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 58
bufo-turns-the-tables 54
bufo-has-a-question 54
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 50
bufo-breaks-your-heart 38
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 34
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 33
bufo-was-in-paris 32
bufo-has-a-hot-take 32
bufo-is-it-done 27
bufo-im-in-danger 26
bufo-has-a-headache 25
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 24
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-gives-an-idea 22
bufo-loves-this-song 21
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-watching-the-clock 20
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 19
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 18
bufo-just-a-little-salty 18
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 17
bufo-is-all-ears 16
bufo-goes-to-space 15
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 15
bufo-looking-very-much 15
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 14
bufo-takes-a-bath 14
bufo-strikes-a-deal 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-notice-me-senpai 14
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 13
bufo-devouring-his-son 12
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-pours-one-out 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-got-a-tan 7
bufo-fun-is-over 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-needs-to-vent 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-likes-that-idea 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 4
bufo-be-my-valentine 4
bufo-makes-it-rain 4
bufo-wants-a-refund 4
bufo-snaps-a-pic 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-has-a-sandwich 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-has-been-cleaning 3
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-has-a-banana 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-caused-an-incident 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
this-is-bufo 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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