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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 409231586

matches found 20584

bufos posted 5701

cooldowns hit 12905

blocks respected 45

errors 151

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4441

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2952

bufo-this-is-fine

986

bufo-has-a-crush

834

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

801

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

758

bufo-is-proud-of-you

656

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-not-my-problem

537

bufo-is-up-to-something

473

bufo-on-the-ceiling

456

bufo-take-my-money

424

bufo-will-miss-you

361

bufo-tears-of-joy

337

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

319

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

302

bufo-roll-the-dice

297

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

295

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

281

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

274

bufo-happy-new-year

245

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

201

bufo-grasping-at-straws

200

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

191

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

177

bufo-is-watching-you

166

bufo-tin-foil-hat

154

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

114

bufo-box-of-chocolates

108

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

103

bufo-make-it-rain

100

bufo-high-speed-train

93

bufo-cone-of-shame

93

bufo-left-a-comment

84

bufo-sunny-side-up

83

bufo-took-too-much

77

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

74

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

67

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-has-a-question

65

bufo-turns-the-tables

63

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

59

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

53

bufo-breaks-your-heart

53

bufo-was-in-paris

50

bufo-has-a-headache

37

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

36

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

35

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

35

bufo-is-it-done

35

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

35

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

34

bufo-has-a-hot-take

34

bufo-im-in-danger

33

bufo-watching-the-clock

33

bufo-gives-an-idea

29

bufo-loves-this-song

26

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-looking-very-much

23

bufo-devouring-his-son

21

bufo-is-all-ears

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

20

bufo-strikes-a-deal

20

bufo-notice-me-senpai

20

bufo-just-a-little-salty

19

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-takes-a-bath

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

18

bufo-goes-to-space

17

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

16

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-pours-one-out

13

bufo-fun-is-over

13

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-got-a-tan

8

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

8

bufo-needs-to-vent

8

bufo-has-a-sandwich

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-likes-that-idea

7

bufo-be-my-valentine

7

bufo-wants-a-refund

7

bufo-snaps-a-pic

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-been-cleaning

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-makes-it-rain

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

4

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-offers-a-brain

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-an-idea

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-pretends-to-have-authority

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-is-getting-abducted

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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