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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 393402991

matches found 17914

bufos posted 5464

cooldowns hit 11377

blocks respected 43

errors 147

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4347

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2821

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

769

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

723

bufo-is-proud-of-you

629

bufo-this-is-fine

613

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-has-a-crush

561

bufo-is-up-to-something

452

bufo-not-my-problem

335

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

309

bufo-on-the-ceiling

297

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

285

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

283

bufo-take-my-money

274

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

273

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

268

bufo-will-miss-you

239

bufo-tears-of-joy

199

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

197

bufo-happy-new-year

190

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

189

bufo-roll-the-dice

187

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

171

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-grasping-at-straws

130

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

110

bufo-is-watching-you

104

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

100

bufo-tin-foil-hat

91

bufo-box-of-chocolates

78

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

70

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-make-it-rain

61

bufo-cone-of-shame

60

bufo-high-speed-train

59

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-left-a-comment

57

bufo-sunny-side-up

55

bufo-took-too-much

53

bufo-turns-the-tables

52

bufo-has-a-question

52

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

50

bufo-breaks-your-heart

36

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

34

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

33

bufo-has-a-hot-take

32

bufo-was-in-paris

28

bufo-im-in-danger

26

bufo-is-it-done

25

bufo-has-a-headache

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-gives-an-idea

22

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-loves-this-song

20

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

18

bufo-just-a-little-salty

18

bufo-watching-the-clock

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

17

bufo-is-all-ears

16

bufo-goes-to-space

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-looking-very-much

15

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-notice-me-senpai

14

bufo-takes-a-bath

12

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

12

bufo-devouring-his-son

11

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-strikes-a-deal

9

bufo-pours-one-out

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-got-a-tan

7

bufo-fun-is-over

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-likes-that-idea

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-needs-to-vent

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-makes-it-rain

4

bufo-wants-a-refund

4

bufo-snaps-a-pic

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-has-been-cleaning

3

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-be-my-valentine

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-has-a-sandwich

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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