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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 408256316

matches found 20425

bufos posted 5685

cooldowns hit 12833

blocks respected 44

errors 151

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4430

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2944

bufo-this-is-fine

964

bufo-has-a-crush

817

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

799

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

758

bufo-is-proud-of-you

655

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-not-my-problem

525

bufo-is-up-to-something

470

bufo-on-the-ceiling

448

bufo-take-my-money

415

bufo-will-miss-you

353

bufo-tears-of-joy

330

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

319

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

302

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

293

bufo-roll-the-dice

291

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

281

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

274

bufo-happy-new-year

243

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

201

bufo-grasping-at-straws

193

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

191

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

176

bufo-is-watching-you

161

bufo-tin-foil-hat

153

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

114

bufo-box-of-chocolates

108

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

103

bufo-make-it-rain

96

bufo-high-speed-train

92

bufo-cone-of-shame

91

bufo-sunny-side-up

81

bufo-left-a-comment

81

bufo-took-too-much

77

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

74

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-has-a-question

64

bufo-turns-the-tables

63

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

59

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

53

bufo-breaks-your-heart

52

bufo-was-in-paris

50

bufo-has-a-headache

37

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

35

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

35

bufo-is-it-done

35

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

35

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

35

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

34

bufo-has-a-hot-take

34

bufo-im-in-danger

33

bufo-watching-the-clock

33

bufo-gives-an-idea

29

bufo-loves-this-song

26

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-looking-very-much

22

bufo-devouring-his-son

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

20

bufo-strikes-a-deal

20

bufo-is-all-ears

20

bufo-notice-me-senpai

19

bufo-just-a-little-salty

19

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

18

bufo-takes-a-bath

17

bufo-goes-to-space

17

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

15

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-pours-one-out

13

bufo-fun-is-over

12

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-got-a-tan

8

bufo-needs-to-vent

8

bufo-has-a-sandwich

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-likes-that-idea

7

bufo-wants-a-refund

7

bufo-snaps-a-pic

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-been-cleaning

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-be-my-valentine

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-makes-it-rain

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

4

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-offers-a-brain

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-an-idea

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-pretends-to-have-authority

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-is-getting-abducted

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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