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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 408754163

matches found 20504

bufos posted 5694

cooldowns hit 12867

blocks respected 44

errors 151

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4439

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2948

bufo-this-is-fine

973

bufo-has-a-crush

826

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

800

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

758

bufo-is-proud-of-you

656

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-not-my-problem

532

bufo-is-up-to-something

471

bufo-on-the-ceiling

452

bufo-take-my-money

417

bufo-will-miss-you

356

bufo-tears-of-joy

334

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

319

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

302

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

294

bufo-roll-the-dice

294

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

281

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

274

bufo-happy-new-year

244

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

201

bufo-grasping-at-straws

194

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

191

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

177

bufo-is-watching-you

164

bufo-tin-foil-hat

154

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

114

bufo-box-of-chocolates

108

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

103

bufo-make-it-rain

99

bufo-high-speed-train

93

bufo-cone-of-shame

92

bufo-sunny-side-up

82

bufo-left-a-comment

82

bufo-took-too-much

77

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

74

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-has-a-question

64

bufo-turns-the-tables

63

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

59

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

53

bufo-breaks-your-heart

52

bufo-was-in-paris

50

bufo-has-a-headache

37

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

36

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

35

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

35

bufo-is-it-done

35

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

35

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

34

bufo-has-a-hot-take

34

bufo-im-in-danger

33

bufo-watching-the-clock

33

bufo-gives-an-idea

29

bufo-loves-this-song

26

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-looking-very-much

23

bufo-devouring-his-son

21

bufo-is-all-ears

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

20

bufo-strikes-a-deal

20

bufo-notice-me-senpai

19

bufo-just-a-little-salty

19

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-takes-a-bath

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

18

bufo-goes-to-space

17

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

15

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-pours-one-out

13

bufo-fun-is-over

13

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-got-a-tan

8

bufo-needs-to-vent

8

bufo-has-a-sandwich

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-likes-that-idea

7

bufo-be-my-valentine

7

bufo-wants-a-refund

7

bufo-snaps-a-pic

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-been-cleaning

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-makes-it-rain

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

4

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-offers-a-brain

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-an-idea

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-pretends-to-have-authority

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-is-getting-abducted

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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