bufo-bot stats

uptime 110d 6h 55m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 407214628
matches found 20303
bufos posted 5663
cooldowns hit 12757
blocks respected 44
errors 151
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4423
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2938
bufo-this-is-fine 950
bufo-has-a-crush 803
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 797
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 758
bufo-is-proud-of-you 655
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-not-my-problem 509
bufo-is-up-to-something 470
bufo-on-the-ceiling 439
bufo-take-my-money 410
bufo-will-miss-you 351
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-tears-of-joy 324
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 319
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 301
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 293
bufo-roll-the-dice 286
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 280
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 274
bufo-happy-new-year 241
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 201
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 191
bufo-grasping-at-straws 190
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 176
bufo-is-watching-you 159
bufo-tin-foil-hat 151
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 114
bufo-box-of-chocolates 104
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 103
bufo-make-it-rain 95
bufo-cone-of-shame 90
bufo-high-speed-train 87
bufo-sunny-side-up 81
bufo-left-a-comment 81
bufo-took-too-much 77
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 74
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 67
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-has-a-question 63
bufo-turns-the-tables 62
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 58
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 53
bufo-breaks-your-heart 51
bufo-was-in-paris 50
bufo-has-a-headache 36
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 35
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 35
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 34
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 34
bufo-has-a-hot-take 34
bufo-im-in-danger 33
bufo-is-it-done 33
bufo-watching-the-clock 32
bufo-gives-an-idea 29
bufo-loves-this-song 26
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 24
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-looking-very-much 22
bufo-devouring-his-son 21
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 20
bufo-strikes-a-deal 20
bufo-is-all-ears 20
bufo-just-a-little-salty 19
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 19
bufo-notice-me-senpai 18
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 18
bufo-takes-a-bath 17
bufo-goes-to-space 17
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 16
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 15
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 15
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 15
bufo-pours-one-out 12
bufo-fun-is-over 12
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 11
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-got-a-tan 8
bufo-has-a-sandwich 8
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-likes-that-idea 7
bufo-wants-a-refund 7
bufo-needs-to-vent 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-been-cleaning 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-be-my-valentine 6
bufo-snaps-a-pic 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-makes-it-rain 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 4
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-has-a-banana 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-caused-an-incident 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-offers-a-brain 1
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but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
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bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
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bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
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this-is-bufo 1
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bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-is-getting-abducted 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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