bufo-bot stats

uptime 110d 1h 51m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 406521708
matches found 20183
bufos posted 5650
cooldowns hit 12706
blocks respected 44
errors 151
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4421
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2935
bufo-this-is-fine 934
bufo-has-a-crush 792
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 792
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 757
bufo-is-proud-of-you 655
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-not-my-problem 499
bufo-is-up-to-something 470
bufo-on-the-ceiling 432
bufo-take-my-money 408
bufo-will-miss-you 341
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 319
bufo-tears-of-joy 315
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 301
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 292
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 280
bufo-roll-the-dice 280
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 274
bufo-happy-new-year 238
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 201
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 191
bufo-grasping-at-straws 189
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 176
bufo-is-watching-you 159
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-tin-foil-hat 147
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 114
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 102
bufo-box-of-chocolates 102
bufo-make-it-rain 94
bufo-cone-of-shame 89
bufo-high-speed-train 85
bufo-sunny-side-up 78
bufo-left-a-comment 77
bufo-took-too-much 75
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 74
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 67
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-turns-the-tables 62
bufo-has-a-question 62
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 58
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 53
bufo-was-in-paris 50
bufo-breaks-your-heart 49
bufo-has-a-headache 36
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 35
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 34
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-is-it-done 33
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 33
bufo-has-a-hot-take 33
bufo-im-in-danger 32
bufo-watching-the-clock 31
bufo-gives-an-idea 29
bufo-loves-this-song 25
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 24
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-looking-very-much 22
bufo-devouring-his-son 21
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 20
bufo-strikes-a-deal 20
bufo-is-all-ears 20
bufo-just-a-little-salty 19
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 19
bufo-notice-me-senpai 18
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 18
bufo-takes-a-bath 17
bufo-goes-to-space 17
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 16
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 15
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 15
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 15
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 11
bufo-pours-one-out 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 11
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-fun-is-over 10
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-got-a-tan 8
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-likes-that-idea 7
bufo-wants-a-refund 7
bufo-needs-to-vent 7
bufo-has-a-sandwich 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-been-cleaning 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-be-my-valentine 6
bufo-snaps-a-pic 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-makes-it-rain 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 4
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-has-a-banana 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-caused-an-incident 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-offers-a-brain 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-an-idea 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-pretends-to-have-authority 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
this-is-bufo 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-is-getting-abducted 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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