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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 406521708

matches found 20183

bufos posted 5650

cooldowns hit 12706

blocks respected 44

errors 151

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4421

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2935

bufo-this-is-fine

934

bufo-has-a-crush

792

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

792

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

757

bufo-is-proud-of-you

655

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-not-my-problem

499

bufo-is-up-to-something

470

bufo-on-the-ceiling

432

bufo-take-my-money

408

bufo-will-miss-you

341

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

319

bufo-tears-of-joy

315

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

301

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

292

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

280

bufo-roll-the-dice

280

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

274

bufo-happy-new-year

238

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

201

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

191

bufo-grasping-at-straws

189

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

176

bufo-is-watching-you

159

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-tin-foil-hat

147

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

114

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

102

bufo-box-of-chocolates

102

bufo-make-it-rain

94

bufo-cone-of-shame

89

bufo-high-speed-train

85

bufo-sunny-side-up

78

bufo-left-a-comment

77

bufo-took-too-much

75

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

74

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-turns-the-tables

62

bufo-has-a-question

62

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

53

bufo-was-in-paris

50

bufo-breaks-your-heart

49

bufo-has-a-headache

36

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

35

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

34

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-is-it-done

33

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

33

bufo-has-a-hot-take

33

bufo-im-in-danger

32

bufo-watching-the-clock

31

bufo-gives-an-idea

29

bufo-loves-this-song

25

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-looking-very-much

22

bufo-devouring-his-son

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

20

bufo-strikes-a-deal

20

bufo-is-all-ears

20

bufo-just-a-little-salty

19

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-notice-me-senpai

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

18

bufo-takes-a-bath

17

bufo-goes-to-space

17

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

15

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-pours-one-out

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-fun-is-over

10

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-got-a-tan

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-likes-that-idea

7

bufo-wants-a-refund

7

bufo-needs-to-vent

7

bufo-has-a-sandwich

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-been-cleaning

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-be-my-valentine

6

bufo-snaps-a-pic

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-makes-it-rain

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

4

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-offers-a-brain

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-an-idea

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-pretends-to-have-authority

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-is-getting-abducted

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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