bufo-bot stats

uptime 103d 15h 23m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 383949381
matches found 16147
bufos posted 5305
cooldowns hit 10206
blocks respected 42
errors 142
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4286
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2745
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 751
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 705
bufo-is-proud-of-you 619
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-is-up-to-something 445
bufo-this-is-fine 389
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 303
bufo-has-a-crush 294
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 279
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 268
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 267
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 258
bufo-not-my-problem 222
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 190
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 184
bufo-on-the-ceiling 181
bufo-take-my-money 174
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 168
bufo-happy-new-year 165
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-will-miss-you 147
bufo-tears-of-joy 127
bufo-roll-the-dice 127
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 107
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 97
bufo-grasping-at-straws 87
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 70
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-is-watching-you 65
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 65
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 56
bufo-tin-foil-hat 54
bufo-box-of-chocolates 51
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 48
bufo-make-it-rain 43
bufo-cone-of-shame 41
bufo-high-speed-train 40
bufo-has-a-question 39
bufo-left-a-comment 37
bufo-sunny-side-up 35
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 32
bufo-has-a-hot-take 32
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 32
bufo-took-too-much 30
bufo-turns-the-tables 29
bufo-breaks-your-heart 25
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 23
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-was-in-paris 19
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 18
bufo-im-in-danger 18
bufo-is-it-done 18
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 18
bufo-just-a-little-salty 17
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 17
bufo-has-a-headache 16
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 14
bufo-watching-the-clock 14
bufo-gives-an-idea 12
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 12
bufo-is-all-ears 12
bufo-loves-this-song 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 10
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-goes-to-space 9
bufo-notice-me-senpai 9
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-strikes-a-deal 8
bufo-looking-very-much 8
bufo-takes-a-bath 7
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-devouring-his-son 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-pours-one-out 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-likes-that-idea 4
bufo-makes-it-rain 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-wants-a-refund 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-needs-to-vent 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-fun-is-over 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-be-my-valentine 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-snaps-a-pic 2
bufo-has-a-banana 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-has-a-sandwich 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-has-been-cleaning 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-got-a-tan 1
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-caused-an-incident 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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