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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 406070441

matches found 20099

bufos posted 5641

cooldowns hit 12662

blocks respected 44

errors 150

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4416

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2932

bufo-this-is-fine

926

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

792

bufo-has-a-crush

786

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

757

bufo-is-proud-of-you

654

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-not-my-problem

495

bufo-is-up-to-something

468

bufo-on-the-ceiling

428

bufo-take-my-money

403

bufo-will-miss-you

339

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

319

bufo-tears-of-joy

313

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

299

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

292

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

280

bufo-roll-the-dice

276

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

273

bufo-happy-new-year

232

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

201

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

191

bufo-grasping-at-straws

186

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

176

bufo-is-watching-you

159

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-tin-foil-hat

141

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

114

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

102

bufo-box-of-chocolates

101

bufo-make-it-rain

94

bufo-cone-of-shame

86

bufo-high-speed-train

83

bufo-sunny-side-up

77

bufo-left-a-comment

76

bufo-took-too-much

75

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

74

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-has-a-question

62

bufo-turns-the-tables

61

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

53

bufo-breaks-your-heart

48

bufo-was-in-paris

47

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

35

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

34

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-has-a-headache

33

bufo-is-it-done

33

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

33

bufo-has-a-hot-take

33

bufo-im-in-danger

32

bufo-watching-the-clock

31

bufo-gives-an-idea

29

bufo-loves-this-song

25

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-looking-very-much

22

bufo-devouring-his-son

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-strikes-a-deal

20

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

19

bufo-just-a-little-salty

19

bufo-is-all-ears

19

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-notice-me-senpai

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

18

bufo-takes-a-bath

17

bufo-goes-to-space

17

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

15

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

15

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-pours-one-out

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-fun-is-over

10

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-got-a-tan

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-likes-that-idea

7

bufo-wants-a-refund

7

bufo-needs-to-vent

7

bufo-has-a-sandwich

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-been-cleaning

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-be-my-valentine

6

bufo-snaps-a-pic

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-makes-it-rain

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

4

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-offers-a-brain

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-an-idea

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-is-getting-abducted

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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