bufo-bot stats

uptime 106d 16h 51m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 394234022
matches found 18008
bufos posted 5474
cooldowns hit 11422
blocks respected 44
errors 147
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4350
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2826
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 770
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 726
bufo-is-proud-of-you 630
bufo-this-is-fine 625
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-has-a-crush 570
bufo-is-up-to-something 452
bufo-not-my-problem 338
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 309
bufo-on-the-ceiling 303
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 285
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 283
bufo-take-my-money 278
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 273
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 268
bufo-will-miss-you 250
bufo-tears-of-joy 203
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 197
bufo-happy-new-year 192
bufo-roll-the-dice 191
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 189
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 173
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-grasping-at-straws 133
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 110
bufo-is-watching-you 105
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 101
bufo-tin-foil-hat 93
bufo-box-of-chocolates 80
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 70
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 67
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-make-it-rain 63
bufo-cone-of-shame 61
bufo-high-speed-train 60
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 58
bufo-left-a-comment 57
bufo-sunny-side-up 56
bufo-took-too-much 54
bufo-turns-the-tables 52
bufo-has-a-question 52
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 50
bufo-breaks-your-heart 38
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 34
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 33
bufo-has-a-hot-take 32
bufo-was-in-paris 30
bufo-im-in-danger 26
bufo-is-it-done 25
bufo-has-a-headache 24
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 23
bufo-gives-an-idea 22
bufo-loves-this-song 21
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 19
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 18
bufo-just-a-little-salty 18
bufo-watching-the-clock 18
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 17
bufo-is-all-ears 16
bufo-goes-to-space 15
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 15
bufo-looking-very-much 15
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-notice-me-senpai 14
bufo-takes-a-bath 13
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 12
bufo-devouring-his-son 11
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-strikes-a-deal 9
bufo-pours-one-out 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-got-a-tan 7
bufo-fun-is-over 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-needs-to-vent 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-likes-that-idea 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 4
bufo-makes-it-rain 4
bufo-wants-a-refund 4
bufo-snaps-a-pic 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-has-been-cleaning 3
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-be-my-valentine 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-has-a-banana 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-has-a-sandwich 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-caused-an-incident 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
this-is-bufo 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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