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uptime 106d 20h 15m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 394858603

matches found 18134

bufos posted 5484

cooldowns hit 11507

blocks respected 44

errors 147

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4352

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2836

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

770

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

728

bufo-this-is-fine

650

bufo-is-proud-of-you

630

bufo-has-a-crush

579

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

453

bufo-not-my-problem

349

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-on-the-ceiling

310

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

309

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

285

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

284

bufo-take-my-money

281

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

273

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

268

bufo-will-miss-you

260

bufo-tears-of-joy

210

bufo-roll-the-dice

201

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

197

bufo-happy-new-year

193

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

189

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

173

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-grasping-at-straws

137

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

111

bufo-is-watching-you

106

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

101

bufo-tin-foil-hat

97

bufo-box-of-chocolates

83

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

70

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-make-it-rain

64

bufo-cone-of-shame

61

bufo-sunny-side-up

60

bufo-high-speed-train

60

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-left-a-comment

58

bufo-took-too-much

55

bufo-has-a-question

53

bufo-turns-the-tables

52

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

50

bufo-breaks-your-heart

38

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

34

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

33

bufo-has-a-hot-take

32

bufo-was-in-paris

31

bufo-im-in-danger

26

bufo-is-it-done

25

bufo-has-a-headache

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-gives-an-idea

22

bufo-loves-this-song

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

18

bufo-just-a-little-salty

18

bufo-watching-the-clock

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

17

bufo-is-all-ears

16

bufo-goes-to-space

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-looking-very-much

15

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-notice-me-senpai

14

bufo-takes-a-bath

13

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

13

bufo-devouring-his-son

12

bufo-strikes-a-deal

11

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-pours-one-out

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-got-a-tan

7

bufo-fun-is-over

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-needs-to-vent

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-likes-that-idea

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-be-my-valentine

4

bufo-makes-it-rain

4

bufo-wants-a-refund

4

bufo-snaps-a-pic

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-has-been-cleaning

3

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-has-a-sandwich

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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