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uptime 107d 8h 18m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 396604366

matches found 18485

bufos posted 5511

cooldowns hit 11722

blocks respected 44

errors 148

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4362

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2849

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

773

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

734

bufo-this-is-fine

695

bufo-is-proud-of-you

635

bufo-has-a-crush

621

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

459

bufo-not-my-problem

371

bufo-on-the-ceiling

334

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

311

bufo-take-my-money

298

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

289

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

285

bufo-will-miss-you

280

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

274

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

268

bufo-tears-of-joy

226

bufo-roll-the-dice

219

bufo-happy-new-year

209

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

198

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

189

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

173

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-grasping-at-straws

150

bufo-is-watching-you

111

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

111

bufo-tin-foil-hat

106

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

101

bufo-box-of-chocolates

84

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

70

bufo-make-it-rain

69

bufo-cone-of-shame

68

bufo-high-speed-train

67

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-sunny-side-up

63

bufo-took-too-much

62

bufo-left-a-comment

59

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-turns-the-tables

54

bufo-has-a-question

54

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

50

bufo-breaks-your-heart

39

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

34

bufo-was-in-paris

33

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

33

bufo-has-a-hot-take

32

bufo-im-in-danger

27

bufo-is-it-done

27

bufo-has-a-headache

25

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-gives-an-idea

22

bufo-loves-this-song

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-watching-the-clock

20

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

18

bufo-just-a-little-salty

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

17

bufo-is-all-ears

16

bufo-goes-to-space

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-looking-very-much

15

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

14

bufo-takes-a-bath

14

bufo-strikes-a-deal

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-notice-me-senpai

14

bufo-devouring-his-son

14

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

13

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-pours-one-out

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-got-a-tan

7

bufo-fun-is-over

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-needs-to-vent

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-likes-that-idea

5

bufo-snaps-a-pic

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-be-my-valentine

4

bufo-makes-it-rain

4

bufo-wants-a-refund

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-has-a-sandwich

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-has-been-cleaning

3

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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