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uptime 107d 10h 56m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 396887763

matches found 18520

bufos posted 5514

cooldowns hit 11740

blocks respected 44

errors 148

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4363

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2850

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

773

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

734

bufo-this-is-fine

698

bufo-is-proud-of-you

635

bufo-has-a-crush

626

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

459

bufo-not-my-problem

375

bufo-on-the-ceiling

336

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

311

bufo-take-my-money

299

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

289

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

285

bufo-will-miss-you

281

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

275

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

268

bufo-tears-of-joy

229

bufo-roll-the-dice

221

bufo-happy-new-year

211

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

199

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

189

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

173

bufo-grasping-at-straws

151

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-is-watching-you

113

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

111

bufo-tin-foil-hat

107

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

101

bufo-box-of-chocolates

84

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

70

bufo-make-it-rain

70

bufo-cone-of-shame

68

bufo-high-speed-train

67

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-sunny-side-up

63

bufo-took-too-much

62

bufo-left-a-comment

59

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-has-a-question

55

bufo-turns-the-tables

54

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

50

bufo-breaks-your-heart

39

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

35

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-was-in-paris

33

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

33

bufo-has-a-hot-take

32

bufo-im-in-danger

27

bufo-is-it-done

27

bufo-has-a-headache

25

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-gives-an-idea

22

bufo-loves-this-song

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-watching-the-clock

20

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

18

bufo-just-a-little-salty

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

17

bufo-is-all-ears

16

bufo-goes-to-space

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-looking-very-much

15

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

14

bufo-takes-a-bath

14

bufo-strikes-a-deal

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-notice-me-senpai

14

bufo-devouring-his-son

14

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

13

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-pours-one-out

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-got-a-tan

7

bufo-fun-is-over

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-needs-to-vent

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-likes-that-idea

5

bufo-be-my-valentine

5

bufo-snaps-a-pic

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-makes-it-rain

4

bufo-wants-a-refund

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-has-a-sandwich

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-has-been-cleaning

3

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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