bufo-bot stats

uptime 100d 16h 15m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 374020101
matches found 14315
bufos posted 5152
cooldowns hit 8872
blocks respected 42
errors 133
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4135
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2685
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 733
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 685
bufo-is-proud-of-you 610
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-is-up-to-something 436
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 297
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 274
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 260
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 257
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 255
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 186
bufo-this-is-fine 183
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 179
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 166
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-happy-new-year 115
bufo-not-my-problem 103
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 102
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 92
bufo-take-my-money 78
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 69
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-roll-the-dice 66
bufo-on-the-ceiling 65
bufo-will-miss-you 65
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 64
bufo-tears-of-joy 59
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 55
bufo-grasping-at-straws 48
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 47
bufo-has-a-crush 43
bufo-is-watching-you 35
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 33
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 31
bufo-has-a-hot-take 30
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 28
bufo-has-a-question 26
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 23
bufo-tin-foil-hat 23
bufo-cone-of-shame 21
bufo-late-to-the-convo 20
bufo-box-of-chocolates 20
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 18
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 17
bufo-just-a-little-salty 17
bufo-sunny-side-up 16
bufo-high-speed-train 16
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 16
bufo-make-it-rain 16
bufo-left-a-comment 15
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 14
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 12
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-was-in-paris 10
bufo-took-too-much 10
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 10
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-has-a-headache 8
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-is-all-ears 7
bufo-is-it-done 7
bufo-watching-the-clock 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 6
bufo-gives-an-idea 5
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-strikes-a-deal 5
bufo-breaks-your-heart 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-looking-very-much 5
bufo-loves-this-song 4
bufo-im-in-danger 4
bufo-notice-me-senpai 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-pours-one-out 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-turns-the-tables 3
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-goes-to-space 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-be-my-valentine 2
bufo-devouring-his-son 2
bufo-makes-it-rain 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-fun-is-over 2
bufo-has-been-cleaning 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-likes-that-idea 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-wants-a-refund 1
bufo-snaps-a-pic 1
bufo-has-a-banana 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-needs-to-vent 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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