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uptime 103d 15h 23m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 383949381

matches found 16147

bufos posted 5305

cooldowns hit 10206

blocks respected 42

errors 142

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4286

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2745

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

751

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

705

bufo-is-proud-of-you

619

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

445

bufo-this-is-fine

389

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

303

bufo-has-a-crush

294

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

279

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

268

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

267

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

258

bufo-not-my-problem

222

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

190

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

184

bufo-on-the-ceiling

181

bufo-take-my-money

174

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

168

bufo-happy-new-year

165

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-will-miss-you

147

bufo-tears-of-joy

127

bufo-roll-the-dice

127

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

107

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

97

bufo-grasping-at-straws

87

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

70

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-is-watching-you

65

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

65

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

56

bufo-tin-foil-hat

54

bufo-box-of-chocolates

51

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

48

bufo-make-it-rain

43

bufo-cone-of-shame

41

bufo-high-speed-train

40

bufo-has-a-question

39

bufo-left-a-comment

37

bufo-sunny-side-up

35

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

32

bufo-has-a-hot-take

32

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

32

bufo-took-too-much

30

bufo-turns-the-tables

29

bufo-breaks-your-heart

25

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-was-in-paris

19

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

18

bufo-im-in-danger

18

bufo-is-it-done

18

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

18

bufo-just-a-little-salty

17

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

17

bufo-has-a-headache

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

14

bufo-watching-the-clock

14

bufo-gives-an-idea

12

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

12

bufo-is-all-ears

12

bufo-loves-this-song

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

10

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-goes-to-space

9

bufo-notice-me-senpai

9

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-strikes-a-deal

8

bufo-looking-very-much

8

bufo-takes-a-bath

7

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-devouring-his-son

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-pours-one-out

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-likes-that-idea

4

bufo-makes-it-rain

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-wants-a-refund

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-needs-to-vent

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-fun-is-over

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-be-my-valentine

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-snaps-a-pic

2

bufo-has-a-banana

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-has-a-sandwich

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-has-been-cleaning

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-got-a-tan

1

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-caused-an-incident

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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