bufo-bot stats

uptime 106d 22h 43m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 395278773
matches found 18213
bufos posted 5491
cooldowns hit 11542
blocks respected 44
errors 147
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4355
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2838
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 771
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 730
bufo-this-is-fine 667
bufo-is-proud-of-you 630
bufo-has-a-crush 584
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-is-up-to-something 455
bufo-not-my-problem 354
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-on-the-ceiling 318
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 310
bufo-take-my-money 289
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 287
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 284
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 273
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 268
bufo-will-miss-you 263
bufo-tears-of-joy 214
bufo-roll-the-dice 204
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 197
bufo-happy-new-year 193
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 189
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 173
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-grasping-at-straws 138
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 111
bufo-is-watching-you 108
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 101
bufo-tin-foil-hat 99
bufo-box-of-chocolates 83
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 70
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 67
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-make-it-rain 64
bufo-cone-of-shame 62
bufo-high-speed-train 61
bufo-sunny-side-up 60
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 58
bufo-left-a-comment 58
bufo-took-too-much 57
bufo-turns-the-tables 54
bufo-has-a-question 53
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 50
bufo-breaks-your-heart 38
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 34
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 33
bufo-has-a-hot-take 32
bufo-was-in-paris 31
bufo-im-in-danger 26
bufo-is-it-done 25
bufo-has-a-headache 24
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 24
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-gives-an-idea 22
bufo-loves-this-song 21
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 19
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 18
bufo-just-a-little-salty 18
bufo-watching-the-clock 18
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 17
bufo-is-all-ears 16
bufo-goes-to-space 15
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 15
bufo-looking-very-much 15
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 14
bufo-takes-a-bath 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-notice-me-senpai 14
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 13
bufo-devouring-his-son 12
bufo-strikes-a-deal 11
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-pours-one-out 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-got-a-tan 7
bufo-fun-is-over 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-needs-to-vent 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-likes-that-idea 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 4
bufo-be-my-valentine 4
bufo-makes-it-rain 4
bufo-wants-a-refund 4
bufo-snaps-a-pic 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-has-been-cleaning 3
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-has-a-banana 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-has-a-sandwich 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-caused-an-incident 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
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bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
this-is-bufo 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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