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uptime 107d 1h 57m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 395760719

matches found 18330

bufos posted 5500

cooldowns hit 11621

blocks respected 44

errors 148

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4356

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2840

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

771

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

731

bufo-this-is-fine

681

bufo-is-proud-of-you

632

bufo-has-a-crush

603

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

456

bufo-not-my-problem

359

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-on-the-ceiling

323

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

310

bufo-take-my-money

292

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

287

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

285

bufo-will-miss-you

274

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

274

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

268

bufo-tears-of-joy

218

bufo-roll-the-dice

210

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

197

bufo-happy-new-year

194

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

189

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

173

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-grasping-at-straws

146

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

111

bufo-is-watching-you

108

bufo-tin-foil-hat

104

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

101

bufo-box-of-chocolates

83

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

70

bufo-make-it-rain

67

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-high-speed-train

65

bufo-cone-of-shame

65

bufo-sunny-side-up

63

bufo-took-too-much

61

bufo-left-a-comment

59

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-turns-the-tables

54

bufo-has-a-question

54

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

50

bufo-breaks-your-heart

38

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

34

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

33

bufo-was-in-paris

32

bufo-has-a-hot-take

32

bufo-im-in-danger

26

bufo-is-it-done

26

bufo-has-a-headache

25

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-gives-an-idea

22

bufo-loves-this-song

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-watching-the-clock

20

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

18

bufo-just-a-little-salty

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

17

bufo-is-all-ears

16

bufo-goes-to-space

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-looking-very-much

15

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

14

bufo-takes-a-bath

14

bufo-strikes-a-deal

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-notice-me-senpai

14

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

13

bufo-devouring-his-son

12

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-pours-one-out

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-got-a-tan

7

bufo-fun-is-over

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-needs-to-vent

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-likes-that-idea

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-be-my-valentine

4

bufo-makes-it-rain

4

bufo-wants-a-refund

4

bufo-snaps-a-pic

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-has-been-cleaning

3

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-has-a-sandwich

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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