bufo-bot stats

uptime 104d 0h 58m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 385486349
matches found 16470
bufos posted 5331
cooldowns hit 10439
blocks respected 42
errors 142
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4294
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2763
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 757
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 709
bufo-is-proud-of-you 621
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-is-up-to-something 447
bufo-this-is-fine 418
bufo-has-a-crush 356
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 304
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 281
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 272
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 269
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 263
bufo-not-my-problem 246
bufo-on-the-ceiling 202
bufo-take-my-money 192
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 191
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 184
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 168
bufo-happy-new-year 168
bufo-will-miss-you 161
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-roll-the-dice 138
bufo-tears-of-joy 134
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 108
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 97
bufo-grasping-at-straws 94
bufo-is-watching-you 73
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 70
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 65
bufo-tin-foil-hat 63
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 56
bufo-box-of-chocolates 54
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 48
bufo-has-a-question 47
bufo-make-it-rain 46
bufo-cone-of-shame 43
bufo-high-speed-train 42
bufo-left-a-comment 41
bufo-sunny-side-up 39
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-turns-the-tables 33
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 33
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 32
bufo-has-a-hot-take 32
bufo-took-too-much 31
bufo-breaks-your-heart 28
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 23
bufo-was-in-paris 21
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-im-in-danger 19
bufo-is-it-done 19
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 18
bufo-just-a-little-salty 18
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 18
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 17
bufo-has-a-headache 16
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 14
bufo-watching-the-clock 14
bufo-loves-this-song 13
bufo-is-all-ears 13
bufo-gives-an-idea 12
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 12
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-looking-very-much 11
bufo-notice-me-senpai 10
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 10
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 10
bufo-goes-to-space 9
bufo-devouring-his-son 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-strikes-a-deal 8
bufo-takes-a-bath 7
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-pours-one-out 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-likes-that-idea 4
bufo-makes-it-rain 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-got-a-tan 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-wants-a-refund 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-needs-to-vent 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-fun-is-over 3
bufo-has-been-cleaning 2
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-be-my-valentine 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-snaps-a-pic 2
bufo-has-a-banana 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-caused-an-incident 2
bufo-has-a-sandwich 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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