bufo-bot stats

find-bufo.com · @find-bufo.com · source

uptime 104d 6h 10m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 386170810

matches found 16620

bufos posted 5342

cooldowns hit 10548

blocks respected 43

errors 143

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4297

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2770

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

759

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

711

bufo-is-proud-of-you

623

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

449

bufo-this-is-fine

440

bufo-has-a-crush

379

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

304

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

281

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

272

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

269

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

263

bufo-not-my-problem

253

bufo-on-the-ceiling

217

bufo-take-my-money

198

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

191

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

184

bufo-happy-new-year

170

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

169

bufo-will-miss-you

169

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-roll-the-dice

147

bufo-tears-of-joy

141

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

108

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

98

bufo-grasping-at-straws

98

bufo-is-watching-you

75

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

70

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

65

bufo-tin-foil-hat

64

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

56

bufo-box-of-chocolates

54

bufo-make-it-rain

49

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

48

bufo-has-a-question

47

bufo-cone-of-shame

45

bufo-high-speed-train

44

bufo-left-a-comment

42

bufo-sunny-side-up

40

bufo-turns-the-tables

36

bufo-took-too-much

35

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

33

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

32

bufo-has-a-hot-take

32

bufo-breaks-your-heart

30

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-was-in-paris

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-im-in-danger

19

bufo-is-it-done

19

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

18

bufo-just-a-little-salty

18

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

17

bufo-has-a-headache

17

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

14

bufo-watching-the-clock

14

bufo-gives-an-idea

13

bufo-loves-this-song

13

bufo-is-all-ears

13

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

12

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-looking-very-much

11

bufo-notice-me-senpai

10

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

10

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

10

bufo-goes-to-space

9

bufo-devouring-his-son

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-takes-a-bath

8

bufo-strikes-a-deal

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-pours-one-out

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-likes-that-idea

4

bufo-got-a-tan

4

bufo-makes-it-rain

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-wants-a-refund

3

bufo-snaps-a-pic

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-needs-to-vent

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-fun-is-over

3

bufo-has-been-cleaning

2

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-be-my-valentine

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-has-a-banana

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-has-a-sandwich

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

add your own bufo

have a bufo that should trigger find-bufo? submit it via pull request