bufo-bot stats

uptime 100d 20h 8m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 374780271
matches found 14450
bufos posted 5162
cooldowns hit 8981
blocks respected 42
errors 133
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4143
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2691
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 734
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 688
bufo-is-proud-of-you 610
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-is-up-to-something 436
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 297
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 274
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 260
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 258
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 255
bufo-this-is-fine 197
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 186
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 179
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 166
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-happy-new-year 119
bufo-not-my-problem 116
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 102
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 94
bufo-take-my-money 88
bufo-will-miss-you 75
bufo-on-the-ceiling 74
bufo-roll-the-dice 71
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 69
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 64
bufo-tears-of-joy 63
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 56
bufo-has-a-crush 50
bufo-grasping-at-straws 49
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 47
bufo-is-watching-you 36
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 33
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 31
bufo-has-a-hot-take 30
bufo-has-a-question 29
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 28
bufo-cone-of-shame 24
bufo-tin-foil-hat 24
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 23
bufo-box-of-chocolates 22
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-make-it-rain 20
bufo-high-speed-train 19
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 18
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 17
bufo-just-a-little-salty 17
bufo-left-a-comment 17
bufo-sunny-side-up 16
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 16
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 14
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 12
bufo-was-in-paris 12
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-took-too-much 10
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 10
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-watching-the-clock 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-is-all-ears 8
bufo-has-a-headache 8
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-is-it-done 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-im-in-danger 6
bufo-breaks-your-heart 6
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 6
bufo-gives-an-idea 5
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-strikes-a-deal 5
bufo-goes-to-space 5
bufo-notice-me-senpai 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-looking-very-much 5
bufo-loves-this-song 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-pours-one-out 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-turns-the-tables 3
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-makes-it-rain 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-likes-that-idea 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-be-my-valentine 2
bufo-devouring-his-son 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-needs-to-vent 2
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-fun-is-over 2
bufo-has-been-cleaning 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-takes-a-bath 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-wants-a-refund 1
bufo-snaps-a-pic 1
bufo-has-a-banana 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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