bufo-bot stats

uptime 107d 10h 56m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 396887763
matches found 18520
bufos posted 5514
cooldowns hit 11740
blocks respected 44
errors 148
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4363
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2850
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 773
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 734
bufo-this-is-fine 698
bufo-is-proud-of-you 635
bufo-has-a-crush 626
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-is-up-to-something 459
bufo-not-my-problem 375
bufo-on-the-ceiling 336
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 311
bufo-take-my-money 299
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 289
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 285
bufo-will-miss-you 281
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 275
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 268
bufo-tears-of-joy 229
bufo-roll-the-dice 221
bufo-happy-new-year 211
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 199
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 189
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 173
bufo-grasping-at-straws 151
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-is-watching-you 113
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 111
bufo-tin-foil-hat 107
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 101
bufo-box-of-chocolates 84
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 70
bufo-make-it-rain 70
bufo-cone-of-shame 68
bufo-high-speed-train 67
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 67
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-sunny-side-up 63
bufo-took-too-much 62
bufo-left-a-comment 59
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 58
bufo-has-a-question 55
bufo-turns-the-tables 54
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 50
bufo-breaks-your-heart 39
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 35
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-was-in-paris 33
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 33
bufo-has-a-hot-take 32
bufo-im-in-danger 27
bufo-is-it-done 27
bufo-has-a-headache 25
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 24
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-gives-an-idea 22
bufo-loves-this-song 21
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-watching-the-clock 20
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 19
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 18
bufo-just-a-little-salty 18
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 17
bufo-is-all-ears 16
bufo-goes-to-space 15
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 15
bufo-looking-very-much 15
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 14
bufo-takes-a-bath 14
bufo-strikes-a-deal 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-notice-me-senpai 14
bufo-devouring-his-son 14
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 13
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-pours-one-out 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-got-a-tan 7
bufo-fun-is-over 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-needs-to-vent 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-likes-that-idea 5
bufo-be-my-valentine 5
bufo-snaps-a-pic 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 4
bufo-makes-it-rain 4
bufo-wants-a-refund 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-has-a-sandwich 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-has-been-cleaning 3
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-has-a-banana 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-caused-an-incident 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
this-is-bufo 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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