bufo-bot stats

uptime 109d 13h 47m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 404367038
matches found 19805
bufos posted 5619
cooldowns hit 12500
blocks respected 44
errors 150
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4403
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2915
bufo-this-is-fine 882
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 790
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 754
bufo-has-a-crush 753
bufo-is-proud-of-you 653
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-not-my-problem 477
bufo-is-up-to-something 467
bufo-on-the-ceiling 411
bufo-take-my-money 372
bufo-will-miss-you 332
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 316
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 299
bufo-tears-of-joy 295
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 291
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 277
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 271
bufo-roll-the-dice 266
bufo-happy-new-year 229
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 201
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 191
bufo-grasping-at-straws 179
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 175
bufo-is-watching-you 151
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-tin-foil-hat 138
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 113
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 102
bufo-box-of-chocolates 100
bufo-make-it-rain 92
bufo-cone-of-shame 82
bufo-high-speed-train 77
bufo-sunny-side-up 74
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 74
bufo-took-too-much 74
bufo-left-a-comment 74
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 67
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-has-a-question 62
bufo-turns-the-tables 61
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 58
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 53
bufo-breaks-your-heart 48
bufo-was-in-paris 45
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 35
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 34
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-has-a-hot-take 33
bufo-has-a-headache 32
bufo-is-it-done 32
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 32
bufo-im-in-danger 30
bufo-watching-the-clock 26
bufo-gives-an-idea 25
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 24
bufo-loves-this-song 23
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-looking-very-much 21
bufo-strikes-a-deal 20
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 19
bufo-devouring-his-son 19
bufo-just-a-little-salty 19
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 19
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 18
bufo-goes-to-space 17
bufo-notice-me-senpai 17
bufo-is-all-ears 17
bufo-takes-a-bath 16
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 15
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 15
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 15
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 11
bufo-pours-one-out 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 11
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-fun-is-over 10
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-got-a-tan 8
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-likes-that-idea 7
bufo-wants-a-refund 7
bufo-needs-to-vent 7
bufo-has-a-sandwich 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-been-cleaning 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-be-my-valentine 6
bufo-snaps-a-pic 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-makes-it-rain 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 4
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-has-a-banana 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-caused-an-incident 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-offers-a-brain 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
this-is-bufo 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-is-getting-abducted 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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