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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 374673266

matches found 14426

bufos posted 5161

cooldowns hit 8961

blocks respected 42

errors 133

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4142

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2691

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

733

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

687

bufo-is-proud-of-you

610

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

436

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

297

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

274

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

260

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

258

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

255

bufo-this-is-fine

195

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

186

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

179

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

166

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-happy-new-year

119

bufo-not-my-problem

113

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

102

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

94

bufo-take-my-money

86

bufo-on-the-ceiling

73

bufo-will-miss-you

72

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

69

bufo-roll-the-dice

68

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

64

bufo-tears-of-joy

62

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

56

bufo-grasping-at-straws

49

bufo-has-a-crush

48

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

47

bufo-is-watching-you

36

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

33

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

31

bufo-has-a-hot-take

30

bufo-has-a-question

29

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

28

bufo-tin-foil-hat

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-cone-of-shame

23

bufo-box-of-chocolates

22

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-high-speed-train

19

bufo-make-it-rain

19

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

18

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

17

bufo-just-a-little-salty

17

bufo-left-a-comment

17

bufo-sunny-side-up

16

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

14

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

12

bufo-was-in-paris

12

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-took-too-much

10

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

10

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-is-all-ears

8

bufo-has-a-headache

8

bufo-watching-the-clock

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-is-it-done

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-im-in-danger

6

bufo-breaks-your-heart

6

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

6

bufo-gives-an-idea

5

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-strikes-a-deal

5

bufo-notice-me-senpai

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-looking-very-much

5

bufo-loves-this-song

4

bufo-goes-to-space

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-pours-one-out

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-turns-the-tables

3

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-makes-it-rain

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-likes-that-idea

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-be-my-valentine

2

bufo-devouring-his-son

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-needs-to-vent

2

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-fun-is-over

2

bufo-has-been-cleaning

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-takes-a-bath

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-wants-a-refund

1

bufo-snaps-a-pic

1

bufo-has-a-banana

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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