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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 376301663

matches found 14713

bufos posted 5183

cooldowns hit 9180

blocks respected 42

errors 134

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4159

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2701

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

738

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

692

bufo-is-proud-of-you

610

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

438

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

299

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

276

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

262

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

259

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

255

bufo-this-is-fine

230

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

187

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

179

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

166

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-not-my-problem

134

bufo-happy-new-year

128

bufo-take-my-money

105

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

102

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

94

bufo-on-the-ceiling

92

bufo-will-miss-you

85

bufo-roll-the-dice

84

bufo-tears-of-joy

78

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

69

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

64

bufo-has-a-crush

62

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

56

bufo-grasping-at-straws

53

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

47

bufo-is-watching-you

42

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

33

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

31

bufo-make-it-rain

30

bufo-has-a-hot-take

30

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

30

bufo-has-a-question

29

bufo-cone-of-shame

28

bufo-tin-foil-hat

28

bufo-high-speed-train

26

bufo-left-a-comment

24

bufo-box-of-chocolates

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-sunny-side-up

18

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

18

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

17

bufo-just-a-little-salty

17

bufo-took-too-much

16

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

14

bufo-was-in-paris

13

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

12

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

10

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-is-all-ears

9

bufo-has-a-headache

9

bufo-watching-the-clock

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-gives-an-idea

8

bufo-im-in-danger

8

bufo-breaks-your-heart

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-is-it-done

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-strikes-a-deal

6

bufo-loves-this-song

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-notice-me-senpai

6

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-goes-to-space

5

bufo-pours-one-out

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-looking-very-much

5

bufo-turns-the-tables

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-likes-that-idea

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-makes-it-rain

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-fun-is-over

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-be-my-valentine

2

bufo-devouring-his-son

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-needs-to-vent

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-has-been-cleaning

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-takes-a-bath

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-wants-a-refund

1

bufo-snaps-a-pic

1

bufo-has-a-banana

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-has-a-sandwich

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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