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uptime 109d 10h 58m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 404023890

matches found 19759

bufos posted 5612

cooldowns hit 12483

blocks respected 44

errors 150

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4401

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2910

bufo-this-is-fine

877

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

788

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

754

bufo-has-a-crush

751

bufo-is-proud-of-you

653

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-not-my-problem

475

bufo-is-up-to-something

467

bufo-on-the-ceiling

408

bufo-take-my-money

370

bufo-will-miss-you

330

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

316

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

299

bufo-tears-of-joy

293

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

290

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

277

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

271

bufo-roll-the-dice

263

bufo-happy-new-year

227

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

201

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

191

bufo-grasping-at-straws

178

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

175

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-is-watching-you

148

bufo-tin-foil-hat

137

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

113

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

102

bufo-box-of-chocolates

98

bufo-make-it-rain

91

bufo-cone-of-shame

82

bufo-high-speed-train

76

bufo-sunny-side-up

74

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

74

bufo-took-too-much

74

bufo-left-a-comment

73

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-has-a-question

62

bufo-turns-the-tables

60

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

53

bufo-breaks-your-heart

48

bufo-was-in-paris

45

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

35

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

34

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-has-a-hot-take

33

bufo-has-a-headache

32

bufo-is-it-done

32

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

32

bufo-im-in-danger

30

bufo-watching-the-clock

26

bufo-gives-an-idea

25

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-loves-this-song

23

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-looking-very-much

21

bufo-strikes-a-deal

20

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

19

bufo-just-a-little-salty

19

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-devouring-his-son

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

18

bufo-notice-me-senpai

17

bufo-is-all-ears

17

bufo-takes-a-bath

16

bufo-goes-to-space

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

15

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-pours-one-out

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-fun-is-over

10

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-got-a-tan

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-likes-that-idea

7

bufo-wants-a-refund

7

bufo-needs-to-vent

7

bufo-has-a-sandwich

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-been-cleaning

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-be-my-valentine

6

bufo-snaps-a-pic

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-makes-it-rain

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

4

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-offers-a-brain

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-is-getting-abducted

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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