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uptime 103d 23h 42m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 385304370

matches found 16421

bufos posted 5327

cooldowns hit 10407

blocks respected 42

errors 142

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4294

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2762

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

757

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

708

bufo-is-proud-of-you

620

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

446

bufo-this-is-fine

415

bufo-has-a-crush

347

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

303

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

281

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

270

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

269

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

262

bufo-not-my-problem

242

bufo-on-the-ceiling

200

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

191

bufo-take-my-money

190

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

184

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

168

bufo-happy-new-year

167

bufo-will-miss-you

158

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-roll-the-dice

137

bufo-tears-of-joy

130

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

108

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

97

bufo-grasping-at-straws

93

bufo-is-watching-you

73

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

70

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

65

bufo-tin-foil-hat

62

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

56

bufo-box-of-chocolates

54

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

48

bufo-has-a-question

46

bufo-make-it-rain

46

bufo-high-speed-train

42

bufo-cone-of-shame

42

bufo-sunny-side-up

39

bufo-left-a-comment

39

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-turns-the-tables

33

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

32

bufo-has-a-hot-take

32

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

32

bufo-took-too-much

31

bufo-breaks-your-heart

28

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-was-in-paris

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-im-in-danger

19

bufo-is-it-done

19

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

18

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

18

bufo-just-a-little-salty

17

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

17

bufo-has-a-headache

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

14

bufo-watching-the-clock

14

bufo-loves-this-song

13

bufo-is-all-ears

13

bufo-gives-an-idea

12

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

12

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

10

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-looking-very-much

10

bufo-goes-to-space

9

bufo-notice-me-senpai

9

bufo-devouring-his-son

9

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-strikes-a-deal

8

bufo-takes-a-bath

7

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-pours-one-out

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-likes-that-idea

4

bufo-makes-it-rain

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-got-a-tan

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-wants-a-refund

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-needs-to-vent

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-fun-is-over

3

bufo-has-been-cleaning

2

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-be-my-valentine

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-snaps-a-pic

2

bufo-has-a-banana

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-has-a-sandwich

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-caused-an-incident

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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