bufo-bot stats

uptime 106d 11h 4m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 393402991
matches found 17914
bufos posted 5464
cooldowns hit 11377
blocks respected 43
errors 147
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4347
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2821
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 769
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 723
bufo-is-proud-of-you 629
bufo-this-is-fine 613
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-has-a-crush 561
bufo-is-up-to-something 452
bufo-not-my-problem 335
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 309
bufo-on-the-ceiling 297
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 285
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 283
bufo-take-my-money 274
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 273
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 268
bufo-will-miss-you 239
bufo-tears-of-joy 199
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 197
bufo-happy-new-year 190
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 189
bufo-roll-the-dice 187
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 171
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-grasping-at-straws 130
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 110
bufo-is-watching-you 104
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 100
bufo-tin-foil-hat 91
bufo-box-of-chocolates 78
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 70
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 67
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-make-it-rain 61
bufo-cone-of-shame 60
bufo-high-speed-train 59
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 58
bufo-left-a-comment 57
bufo-sunny-side-up 55
bufo-took-too-much 53
bufo-turns-the-tables 52
bufo-has-a-question 52
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 50
bufo-breaks-your-heart 36
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 34
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 33
bufo-has-a-hot-take 32
bufo-was-in-paris 28
bufo-im-in-danger 26
bufo-is-it-done 25
bufo-has-a-headache 24
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 23
bufo-gives-an-idea 22
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-loves-this-song 20
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 19
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 18
bufo-just-a-little-salty 18
bufo-watching-the-clock 18
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 17
bufo-is-all-ears 16
bufo-goes-to-space 15
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 15
bufo-looking-very-much 15
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-notice-me-senpai 14
bufo-takes-a-bath 12
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 12
bufo-devouring-his-son 11
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-strikes-a-deal 9
bufo-pours-one-out 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-got-a-tan 7
bufo-fun-is-over 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-likes-that-idea 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-needs-to-vent 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-makes-it-rain 4
bufo-wants-a-refund 4
bufo-snaps-a-pic 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-has-been-cleaning 3
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-be-my-valentine 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-has-a-banana 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-caused-an-incident 2
bufo-has-a-sandwich 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
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bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
this-is-bufo 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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