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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 375893382

matches found 14635

bufos posted 5177

cooldowns hit 9128

blocks respected 42

errors 133

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4156

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2698

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

738

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

692

bufo-is-proud-of-you

610

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

438

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

298

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

275

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

261

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

259

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

255

bufo-this-is-fine

219

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

187

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

179

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

166

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-not-my-problem

128

bufo-happy-new-year

123

bufo-take-my-money

103

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

102

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

94

bufo-on-the-ceiling

88

bufo-will-miss-you

84

bufo-roll-the-dice

81

bufo-tears-of-joy

71

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

69

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

64

bufo-has-a-crush

59

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

56

bufo-grasping-at-straws

53

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

47

bufo-is-watching-you

41

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

33

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

31

bufo-has-a-hot-take

30

bufo-has-a-question

29

bufo-tin-foil-hat

28

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

28

bufo-cone-of-shame

26

bufo-make-it-rain

25

bufo-left-a-comment

24

bufo-box-of-chocolates

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-high-speed-train

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-sunny-side-up

18

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

18

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

17

bufo-just-a-little-salty

17

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

14

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

12

bufo-was-in-paris

12

bufo-took-too-much

12

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

10

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-watching-the-clock

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-gives-an-idea

8

bufo-im-in-danger

8

bufo-is-all-ears

8

bufo-breaks-your-heart

8

bufo-has-a-headache

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-is-it-done

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-strikes-a-deal

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-loves-this-song

5

bufo-goes-to-space

5

bufo-notice-me-senpai

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-looking-very-much

5

bufo-turns-the-tables

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-pours-one-out

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-likes-that-idea

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-makes-it-rain

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-be-my-valentine

2

bufo-devouring-his-son

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-needs-to-vent

2

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-fun-is-over

2

bufo-has-been-cleaning

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-takes-a-bath

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-wants-a-refund

1

bufo-snaps-a-pic

1

bufo-has-a-banana

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-has-a-sandwich

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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