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uptime 104d 9h 59m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 386560520

matches found 16689

bufos posted 5352

cooldowns hit 10594

blocks respected 43

errors 144

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4298

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2773

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

760

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

712

bufo-is-proud-of-you

623

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

449

bufo-this-is-fine

448

bufo-has-a-crush

392

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

304

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

281

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

273

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

269

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

264

bufo-not-my-problem

255

bufo-on-the-ceiling

225

bufo-take-my-money

200

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

193

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

184

bufo-happy-new-year

171

bufo-will-miss-you

170

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

169

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-roll-the-dice

150

bufo-tears-of-joy

142

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

108

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

98

bufo-grasping-at-straws

98

bufo-is-watching-you

76

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

70

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-tin-foil-hat

66

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

65

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

56

bufo-box-of-chocolates

54

bufo-make-it-rain

49

bufo-has-a-question

48

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

48

bufo-high-speed-train

45

bufo-cone-of-shame

45

bufo-left-a-comment

42

bufo-sunny-side-up

41

bufo-turns-the-tables

37

bufo-took-too-much

36

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

33

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

33

bufo-has-a-hot-take

32

bufo-breaks-your-heart

30

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-was-in-paris

21

bufo-im-in-danger

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-is-it-done

19

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

18

bufo-just-a-little-salty

18

bufo-has-a-headache

18

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

17

bufo-loves-this-song

15

bufo-watching-the-clock

15

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-is-all-ears

14

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

14

bufo-gives-an-idea

13

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

12

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-looking-very-much

11

bufo-notice-me-senpai

10

bufo-devouring-his-son

10

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

10

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

10

bufo-goes-to-space

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-takes-a-bath

8

bufo-strikes-a-deal

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-pours-one-out

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-fun-is-over

5

bufo-likes-that-idea

4

bufo-got-a-tan

4

bufo-makes-it-rain

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-wants-a-refund

3

bufo-snaps-a-pic

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-needs-to-vent

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-has-been-cleaning

2

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

2

bufo-be-my-valentine

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-has-a-banana

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-has-a-sandwich

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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