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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 407214628

matches found 20303

bufos posted 5663

cooldowns hit 12757

blocks respected 44

errors 151

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4423

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2938

bufo-this-is-fine

950

bufo-has-a-crush

803

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

797

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

758

bufo-is-proud-of-you

655

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-not-my-problem

509

bufo-is-up-to-something

470

bufo-on-the-ceiling

439

bufo-take-my-money

410

bufo-will-miss-you

351

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-tears-of-joy

324

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

319

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

301

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

293

bufo-roll-the-dice

286

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

280

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

274

bufo-happy-new-year

241

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

201

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

191

bufo-grasping-at-straws

190

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

176

bufo-is-watching-you

159

bufo-tin-foil-hat

151

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

114

bufo-box-of-chocolates

104

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

103

bufo-make-it-rain

95

bufo-cone-of-shame

90

bufo-high-speed-train

87

bufo-sunny-side-up

81

bufo-left-a-comment

81

bufo-took-too-much

77

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

74

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-has-a-question

63

bufo-turns-the-tables

62

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

53

bufo-breaks-your-heart

51

bufo-was-in-paris

50

bufo-has-a-headache

36

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

35

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

35

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

34

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

34

bufo-has-a-hot-take

34

bufo-im-in-danger

33

bufo-is-it-done

33

bufo-watching-the-clock

32

bufo-gives-an-idea

29

bufo-loves-this-song

26

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-looking-very-much

22

bufo-devouring-his-son

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

20

bufo-strikes-a-deal

20

bufo-is-all-ears

20

bufo-just-a-little-salty

19

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-notice-me-senpai

18

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

18

bufo-takes-a-bath

17

bufo-goes-to-space

17

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

15

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-pours-one-out

12

bufo-fun-is-over

12

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-got-a-tan

8

bufo-has-a-sandwich

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-likes-that-idea

7

bufo-wants-a-refund

7

bufo-needs-to-vent

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-been-cleaning

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-be-my-valentine

6

bufo-snaps-a-pic

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-makes-it-rain

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

4

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-offers-a-brain

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-an-idea

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-pretends-to-have-authority

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-is-getting-abducted

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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