bufo-bot stats

uptime 103d 21h 6m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 384915801
matches found 16330
bufos posted 5321
cooldowns hit 10341
blocks respected 42
errors 142
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4291
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2752
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 755
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 708
bufo-is-proud-of-you 619
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-is-up-to-something 446
bufo-this-is-fine 403
bufo-has-a-crush 330
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 303
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 281
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 268
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 268
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 262
bufo-not-my-problem 233
bufo-on-the-ceiling 194
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 191
bufo-take-my-money 185
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 184
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 168
bufo-happy-new-year 167
bufo-will-miss-you 155
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-roll-the-dice 134
bufo-tears-of-joy 128
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 108
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 97
bufo-grasping-at-straws 90
bufo-is-watching-you 70
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 70
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 65
bufo-tin-foil-hat 61
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 56
bufo-box-of-chocolates 53
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 48
bufo-make-it-rain 46
bufo-has-a-question 43
bufo-high-speed-train 42
bufo-cone-of-shame 41
bufo-sunny-side-up 39
bufo-left-a-comment 39
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-turns-the-tables 33
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 32
bufo-has-a-hot-take 32
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 32
bufo-took-too-much 31
bufo-breaks-your-heart 28
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 23
bufo-was-in-paris 21
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-is-it-done 19
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 18
bufo-im-in-danger 18
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 18
bufo-just-a-little-salty 17
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 17
bufo-has-a-headache 16
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 14
bufo-watching-the-clock 14
bufo-gives-an-idea 12
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 12
bufo-loves-this-song 12
bufo-is-all-ears 12
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 10
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-looking-very-much 10
bufo-goes-to-space 9
bufo-notice-me-senpai 9
bufo-devouring-his-son 9
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-strikes-a-deal 8
bufo-takes-a-bath 7
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-pours-one-out 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-likes-that-idea 4
bufo-makes-it-rain 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-got-a-tan 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-wants-a-refund 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-needs-to-vent 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-fun-is-over 3
bufo-has-been-cleaning 2
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-be-my-valentine 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-snaps-a-pic 2
bufo-has-a-banana 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-has-a-sandwich 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-caused-an-incident 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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