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uptime 109d 17h 2m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 404938483

matches found 19868

bufos posted 5624

cooldowns hit 12530

blocks respected 44

errors 150

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4403

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2921

bufo-this-is-fine

890

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

792

bufo-has-a-crush

761

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

755

bufo-is-proud-of-you

653

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-not-my-problem

478

bufo-is-up-to-something

468

bufo-on-the-ceiling

414

bufo-take-my-money

377

bufo-will-miss-you

333

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

317

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

299

bufo-tears-of-joy

299

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

291

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

277

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

271

bufo-roll-the-dice

269

bufo-happy-new-year

230

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

201

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

191

bufo-grasping-at-straws

182

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

175

bufo-is-watching-you

154

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-tin-foil-hat

139

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

113

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

102

bufo-box-of-chocolates

100

bufo-make-it-rain

93

bufo-cone-of-shame

84

bufo-high-speed-train

80

bufo-left-a-comment

76

bufo-sunny-side-up

74

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

74

bufo-took-too-much

74

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-has-a-question

62

bufo-turns-the-tables

61

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

58

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

53

bufo-breaks-your-heart

48

bufo-was-in-paris

45

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

35

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

34

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

33

bufo-has-a-hot-take

33

bufo-has-a-headache

32

bufo-is-it-done

32

bufo-im-in-danger

30

bufo-watching-the-clock

26

bufo-gives-an-idea

25

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

24

bufo-loves-this-song

23

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-devouring-his-son

21

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-looking-very-much

21

bufo-strikes-a-deal

20

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

19

bufo-just-a-little-salty

19

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

19

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

18

bufo-goes-to-space

17

bufo-notice-me-senpai

17

bufo-is-all-ears

17

bufo-takes-a-bath

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

15

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

15

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

15

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

11

bufo-pours-one-out

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

11

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-fun-is-over

10

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-got-a-tan

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-likes-that-idea

7

bufo-wants-a-refund

7

bufo-needs-to-vent

7

bufo-has-a-sandwich

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-been-cleaning

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-be-my-valentine

6

bufo-snaps-a-pic

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-makes-it-rain

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

4

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-has-a-banana

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-caused-an-incident

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-offers-a-brain

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

this-is-bufo

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-is-getting-abducted

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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