bufo-bot stats

uptime 101d 8h 20m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 376672893
matches found 14767
bufos posted 5191
cooldowns hit 9223
blocks respected 42
errors 134
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4165
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2701
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 739
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 693
bufo-is-proud-of-you 610
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-is-up-to-something 438
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 300
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 276
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 262
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 260
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 255
bufo-this-is-fine 241
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 187
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 179
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 166
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-not-my-problem 138
bufo-happy-new-year 128
bufo-take-my-money 107
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 102
bufo-on-the-ceiling 95
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 94
bufo-will-miss-you 86
bufo-roll-the-dice 86
bufo-tears-of-joy 78
bufo-has-a-crush 69
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 69
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 64
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 56
bufo-grasping-at-straws 54
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 47
bufo-is-watching-you 44
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-make-it-rain 33
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 33
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 31
bufo-has-a-hot-take 30
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 30
bufo-has-a-question 29
bufo-cone-of-shame 29
bufo-tin-foil-hat 28
bufo-high-speed-train 26
bufo-left-a-comment 25
bufo-box-of-chocolates 25
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 23
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-sunny-side-up 19
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 18
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 17
bufo-just-a-little-salty 17
bufo-took-too-much 16
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 16
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 14
bufo-was-in-paris 13
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 12
bufo-im-in-danger 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 10
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-is-all-ears 9
bufo-has-a-headache 9
bufo-watching-the-clock 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-gives-an-idea 8
bufo-breaks-your-heart 8
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-loves-this-song 7
bufo-is-it-done 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-strikes-a-deal 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-notice-me-senpai 6
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-goes-to-space 5
bufo-pours-one-out 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-looking-very-much 5
bufo-turns-the-tables 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-likes-that-idea 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-makes-it-rain 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-fun-is-over 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-be-my-valentine 2
bufo-devouring-his-son 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-needs-to-vent 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-has-been-cleaning 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-takes-a-bath 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-wants-a-refund 1
bufo-snaps-a-pic 1
bufo-has-a-banana 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-has-a-sandwich 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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