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uptime 103d 18h 18m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 384449728

matches found 16237

bufos posted 5312

cooldowns hit 10272

blocks respected 42

errors 142

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4289

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2748

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

753

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

707

bufo-is-proud-of-you

619

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

446

bufo-this-is-fine

397

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-has-a-crush

312

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

303

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

280

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

268

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

267

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

261

bufo-not-my-problem

231

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

190

bufo-on-the-ceiling

187

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

184

bufo-take-my-money

178

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

168

bufo-happy-new-year

166

bufo-will-miss-you

154

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-roll-the-dice

130

bufo-tears-of-joy

128

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

107

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

97

bufo-grasping-at-straws

87

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

70

bufo-is-watching-you

67

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

65

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

56

bufo-tin-foil-hat

55

bufo-box-of-chocolates

52

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

48

bufo-make-it-rain

44

bufo-cone-of-shame

41

bufo-high-speed-train

40

bufo-has-a-question

40

bufo-left-a-comment

38

bufo-sunny-side-up

36

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

32

bufo-has-a-hot-take

32

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

32

bufo-turns-the-tables

31

bufo-took-too-much

31

bufo-breaks-your-heart

26

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-was-in-paris

20

bufo-is-it-done

19

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

18

bufo-im-in-danger

18

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

18

bufo-just-a-little-salty

17

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

17

bufo-has-a-headache

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

14

bufo-watching-the-clock

14

bufo-gives-an-idea

12

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

12

bufo-is-all-ears

12

bufo-loves-this-song

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

10

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-goes-to-space

9

bufo-notice-me-senpai

9

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-looking-very-much

9

bufo-strikes-a-deal

8

bufo-devouring-his-son

8

bufo-takes-a-bath

7

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-pours-one-out

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-likes-that-idea

4

bufo-makes-it-rain

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-got-a-tan

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-wants-a-refund

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-needs-to-vent

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-fun-is-over

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-be-my-valentine

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-snaps-a-pic

2

bufo-has-a-banana

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-pushes-to-prod

2

bufo-has-a-sandwich

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-offers-a-llama

1

bufo-has-been-cleaning

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-goes-super-saiyan

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-left-multiple-comments

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-caused-an-incident

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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