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uptime 101d 8h 20m

jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 376672893

matches found 14767

bufos posted 5191

cooldowns hit 9223

blocks respected 42

errors 134

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4165

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2701

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

739

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

693

bufo-is-proud-of-you

610

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

438

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

300

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

276

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

262

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

260

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

255

bufo-this-is-fine

241

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

187

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

179

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

166

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-not-my-problem

138

bufo-happy-new-year

128

bufo-take-my-money

107

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

102

bufo-on-the-ceiling

95

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

94

bufo-will-miss-you

86

bufo-roll-the-dice

86

bufo-tears-of-joy

78

bufo-has-a-crush

69

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

69

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

64

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

56

bufo-grasping-at-straws

54

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

47

bufo-is-watching-you

44

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-make-it-rain

33

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

33

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

31

bufo-has-a-hot-take

30

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

30

bufo-has-a-question

29

bufo-cone-of-shame

29

bufo-tin-foil-hat

28

bufo-high-speed-train

26

bufo-left-a-comment

25

bufo-box-of-chocolates

25

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-late-to-the-convo

21

bufo-sunny-side-up

19

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

18

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

17

bufo-just-a-little-salty

17

bufo-took-too-much

16

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

16

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

14

bufo-was-in-paris

13

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

12

bufo-im-in-danger

11

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

10

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-is-all-ears

9

bufo-has-a-headache

9

bufo-watching-the-clock

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-gives-an-idea

8

bufo-breaks-your-heart

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-loves-this-song

7

bufo-is-it-done

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-strikes-a-deal

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-notice-me-senpai

6

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

6

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-goes-to-space

5

bufo-pours-one-out

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-looking-very-much

5

bufo-turns-the-tables

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-likes-that-idea

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-makes-it-rain

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

3

bufo-fun-is-over

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-be-my-valentine

2

bufo-devouring-his-son

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-needs-to-vent

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-has-been-cleaning

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-takes-a-bath

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-wants-a-refund

1

bufo-snaps-a-pic

1

bufo-has-a-banana

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-has-a-sandwich

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-enters-the-void

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

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