bufo-bot stats

uptime 109d 23h 1m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 406070441
matches found 20099
bufos posted 5641
cooldowns hit 12662
blocks respected 44
errors 150
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4416
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2932
bufo-this-is-fine 926
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 792
bufo-has-a-crush 786
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 757
bufo-is-proud-of-you 654
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-not-my-problem 495
bufo-is-up-to-something 468
bufo-on-the-ceiling 428
bufo-take-my-money 403
bufo-will-miss-you 339
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 319
bufo-tears-of-joy 313
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 299
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 292
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 280
bufo-roll-the-dice 276
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 273
bufo-happy-new-year 232
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 201
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 191
bufo-grasping-at-straws 186
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 176
bufo-is-watching-you 159
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-tin-foil-hat 141
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 114
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 102
bufo-box-of-chocolates 101
bufo-make-it-rain 94
bufo-cone-of-shame 86
bufo-high-speed-train 83
bufo-sunny-side-up 77
bufo-left-a-comment 76
bufo-took-too-much 75
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 74
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 67
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-has-a-question 62
bufo-turns-the-tables 61
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 58
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 53
bufo-breaks-your-heart 48
bufo-was-in-paris 47
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 35
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 34
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-has-a-headache 33
bufo-is-it-done 33
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 33
bufo-has-a-hot-take 33
bufo-im-in-danger 32
bufo-watching-the-clock 31
bufo-gives-an-idea 29
bufo-loves-this-song 25
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 24
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-looking-very-much 22
bufo-devouring-his-son 21
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-strikes-a-deal 20
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 19
bufo-just-a-little-salty 19
bufo-is-all-ears 19
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 19
bufo-notice-me-senpai 18
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 18
bufo-takes-a-bath 17
bufo-goes-to-space 17
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 15
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 15
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 15
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 15
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 11
bufo-pours-one-out 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 11
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-fun-is-over 10
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-got-a-tan 8
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-likes-that-idea 7
bufo-wants-a-refund 7
bufo-needs-to-vent 7
bufo-has-a-sandwich 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-been-cleaning 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-be-my-valentine 6
bufo-snaps-a-pic 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-makes-it-rain 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 4
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-has-a-banana 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-caused-an-incident 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-offers-a-brain 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
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bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-an-idea 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
this-is-bufo 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-is-getting-abducted 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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