bufo-bot stats

uptime 107d 8h 18m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 396604366
matches found 18485
bufos posted 5511
cooldowns hit 11722
blocks respected 44
errors 148
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4362
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2849
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 773
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 734
bufo-this-is-fine 695
bufo-is-proud-of-you 635
bufo-has-a-crush 621
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-is-up-to-something 459
bufo-not-my-problem 371
bufo-on-the-ceiling 334
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 311
bufo-take-my-money 298
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 289
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 285
bufo-will-miss-you 280
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 274
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 268
bufo-tears-of-joy 226
bufo-roll-the-dice 219
bufo-happy-new-year 209
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 198
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 189
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 173
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-grasping-at-straws 150
bufo-is-watching-you 111
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 111
bufo-tin-foil-hat 106
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 101
bufo-box-of-chocolates 84
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 70
bufo-make-it-rain 69
bufo-cone-of-shame 68
bufo-high-speed-train 67
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 67
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-sunny-side-up 63
bufo-took-too-much 62
bufo-left-a-comment 59
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 58
bufo-turns-the-tables 54
bufo-has-a-question 54
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 50
bufo-breaks-your-heart 39
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 34
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 34
bufo-was-in-paris 33
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 33
bufo-has-a-hot-take 32
bufo-im-in-danger 27
bufo-is-it-done 27
bufo-has-a-headache 25
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 24
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-gives-an-idea 22
bufo-loves-this-song 21
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-watching-the-clock 20
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 19
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 18
bufo-just-a-little-salty 18
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 17
bufo-is-all-ears 16
bufo-goes-to-space 15
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 15
bufo-looking-very-much 15
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 14
bufo-takes-a-bath 14
bufo-strikes-a-deal 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-notice-me-senpai 14
bufo-devouring-his-son 14
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 13
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 11
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-pours-one-out 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-got-a-tan 7
bufo-fun-is-over 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-needs-to-vent 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-likes-that-idea 5
bufo-snaps-a-pic 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-goes-super-saiyan 4
bufo-be-my-valentine 4
bufo-makes-it-rain 4
bufo-wants-a-refund 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-has-a-sandwich 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-has-been-cleaning 3
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-has-a-banana 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-pushes-to-prod 2
bufo-caused-an-incident 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-offers-a-llama 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-thinks-this-is-a-total-bop 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-left-multiple-comments 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
this-is-bufo 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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