bufo-bot stats

uptime 101d 5h 15m
jetstream jetstream.waow.tech
posts checked 376301663
matches found 14713
bufos posted 5183
cooldowns hit 9180
blocks respected 42
errors 134
bufos available 640
excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

user lookup

matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake 4159
bufo-you-sure-about-that 2701
bufo-are-you-seeing-this 738
bufo-makes-the-dream-work 692
bufo-is-proud-of-you 610
bufo-everything-is-on-fire 576
bufo-is-up-to-something 438
bufo-deal-with-it 328
bufo-what-did-you-just-say 299
bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service 276
bufo-buy-low-sell-high 262
bufo-in-a-pear-tree 259
bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much 255
bufo-this-is-fine 230
bufo-come-to-the-dark-side 187
bufo-with-a-pearl-earring 179
bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside 166
bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that 150
bufo-not-my-problem 134
bufo-happy-new-year 128
bufo-take-my-money 105
bufo-is-in-on-the-joke 102
bufo-passes-the-vibe-check 94
bufo-on-the-ceiling 92
bufo-will-miss-you 85
bufo-roll-the-dice 84
bufo-tears-of-joy 78
bufo-is-ready-to-eat 69
bufo-breaks-up-with-you 66
bufo-buy-high-sell-low 64
bufo-has-a-crush 62
bufo-its-too-early-for-this 56
bufo-grasping-at-straws 53
bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist 47
bufo-is-watching-you 42
bufo-just-finished-a-workout 34
bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you 33
bufo-forgot-how-to-type 31
bufo-make-it-rain 30
bufo-has-a-hot-take 30
bufo-watches-from-a-distance 30
bufo-has-a-question 29
bufo-cone-of-shame 28
bufo-tin-foil-hat 28
bufo-high-speed-train 26
bufo-left-a-comment 24
bufo-box-of-chocolates 24
bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day 23
bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep 23
bufo-late-to-the-convo 21
bufo-sunny-side-up 18
bufo-looks-a-little-closer 18
bufo-aight-imma-head-out 17
bufo-just-a-little-salty 17
bufo-took-too-much 16
bufo-is-at-the-dentist 16
bufo-is-at-his-wits-end 14
bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time 14
bufo-looks-out-of-the-window 14
bufo-was-in-paris 13
bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers 12
bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way 11
bufo-fails-the-vibe-check 10
bufo-is-working-too-much 10
bufo-sees-what-you-did-there 10
bufo-is-all-ears 9
bufo-has-a-headache 9
bufo-watching-the-clock 9
bufo-is-lost-in-the-void 9
bufo-gives-an-idea 8
bufo-im-in-danger 8
bufo-breaks-your-heart 8
bufo-returns-to-the-void 7
bufo-is-it-done 7
bufo-kills-you-with-kindness 6
bufo-strikes-a-deal 6
bufo-loves-this-song 6
bufo-has-a-dr-pepper 6
bufo-notice-me-senpai 6
bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow 6
bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm 5
bufo-goes-to-space 5
bufo-pours-one-out 5
bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall 5
bufo-is-very-upset-now 5
bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore 5
bufo-looking-very-much 5
bufo-turns-the-tables 4
bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later 4
bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky 4
bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase 4
bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day 3
bufo-likes-that-idea 3
bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes 3
bufo-offers-you-the-moon 3
bufo-is-ready-to-riot 3
bufo-picked-you-a-flower 3
bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again 3
bufo-makes-it-rain 3
bufo-existential-dread-sets-in 3
bufo-drinking-baja-blast 3
bufo-fun-is-over 3
bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend 2
bufo-passed-the-load-test 2
bufo-be-my-valentine 2
bufo-devouring-his-son 2
bufo-call-for-help 2
bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights 2
bufo-drifts-through-the-void 2
bufo-made-you-a-burrito 2
bufo-no-more-today-thank-you 2
bufo-needs-to-vent 2
bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits 2
bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop 2
bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity 2
bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it 2
bufo-has-been-cleaning 1
bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are 1
bufo-has-a-spoon 1
bufo-takes-a-bath 1
bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time 1
bufo-failed-the-load-test 1
but-wait-theres-bufo 1
bufo-offers-a-factory 1
bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame 1
bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update 1
bufo-offers-you-the-world 1
bufo-wants-a-refund 1
bufo-snaps-a-pic 1
bufo-has-a-banana 1
bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void 1
bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper 1
bufo-loves-rice-and-beans 1
bufo-talks-to-brick-wall 1
bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment 1
bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka 1
bufo-asks-politely-to-stop 1
bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle 1
bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today 1
bufo-has-a-sandwich 1
bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive 1
bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space 1
bufo-enters-the-void 1
bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte 1
bufo-is-petting-your-dog 1
bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper 1

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