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jetstream jetstream.waow.tech

posts checked 373511591

matches found 14258

bufos posted 5145

cooldowns hit 8832

blocks respected 42

errors 133

bufos available 640

excluded posts with nsfw labels or keywords

posting strategy

global rate limit: max 3 posts/hour (persisted across restarts). per-bufo cooldowns scale by phrase length (1-word: 6x base, 2-word: 3x, 3-word: 2x, 4+: 1.5x) and match frequency (quadratic). rare bufos (4+ words, <0.5% of matches) post immediately.

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matched bufos

bufo-let-them-eat-cake

4131

bufo-you-sure-about-that

2684

bufo-are-you-seeing-this

733

bufo-makes-the-dream-work

683

bufo-is-proud-of-you

610

bufo-everything-is-on-fire

576

bufo-is-up-to-something

436

bufo-deal-with-it

328

bufo-what-did-you-just-say

297

bufo-thanks-you-for-your-service

274

bufo-buy-low-sell-high

260

bufo-in-a-pear-tree

257

bufo-i-just-love-it-so-much

255

bufo-come-to-the-dark-side

186

bufo-with-a-pearl-earring

178

bufo-this-is-fine

177

bufo-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside

165

bufo-what-are-you-doing-with-that

150

bufo-happy-new-year

114

bufo-is-in-on-the-joke

101

bufo-not-my-problem

100

bufo-passes-the-vibe-check

92

bufo-take-my-money

75

bufo-is-ready-to-eat

69

bufo-breaks-up-with-you

66

bufo-on-the-ceiling

64

bufo-buy-high-sell-low

64

bufo-roll-the-dice

63

bufo-will-miss-you

60

bufo-its-too-early-for-this

55

bufo-tears-of-joy

55

bufo-just-got-back-from-the-dentist

47

bufo-grasping-at-straws

45

bufo-has-a-crush

42

bufo-is-watching-you

34

bufo-just-finished-a-workout

34

bufo-casts-a-spell-on-you

33

bufo-forgot-how-to-type

31

bufo-has-a-hot-take

30

bufo-watches-from-a-distance

28

bufo-has-a-question

23

bufo-wishes-you-a-happy-valentines-day

23

bufo-didnt-get-any-sleep

23

bufo-tin-foil-hat

22

bufo-late-to-the-convo

20

bufo-cone-of-shame

20

bufo-box-of-chocolates

20

bufo-looks-a-little-closer

18

bufo-aight-imma-head-out

17

bufo-just-a-little-salty

17

bufo-is-at-the-dentist

16

bufo-sunny-side-up

15

bufo-make-it-rain

15

bufo-is-at-his-wits-end

14

bufo-high-speed-train

14

bufo-is-having-a-really-bad-time

14

bufo-looks-out-of-the-window

14

bufo-left-a-comment

14

bufo-offers-thoughts-and-prayers

12

bufo-why-must-it-be-this-way

11

bufo-fails-the-vibe-check

10

bufo-is-working-too-much

10

bufo-sees-what-you-did-there

10

bufo-was-in-paris

9

bufo-took-too-much

9

bufo-is-lost-in-the-void

9

bufo-has-a-headache

8

bufo-returns-to-the-void

7

bufo-is-all-ears

7

bufo-is-it-done

7

bufo-kills-you-with-kindness

6

bufo-has-a-dr-pepper

6

bufo-watching-the-clock

6

bufo-stay-puft-marshmallow

6

bufo-gives-an-idea

5

bufo-sends-you-to-the-shadow-realm

5

bufo-breaks-your-heart

5

bufo-banging-head-against-the-wall

5

bufo-is-very-upset-now

5

bufo-dont-even-see-the-code-anymore

5

bufo-looking-very-much

5

bufo-strikes-a-deal

4

bufo-loves-this-song

4

bufo-im-in-danger

4

bufo-notice-me-senpai

4

bufo-feeling-pretty-might-delete-later

4

bufo-pours-one-out

4

bufo-tries-to-fight-you-but-his-arms-are-too-short-so-count-yourself-lucky

4

bufo-is-trapped-in-a-cameron-winter-phase

4

bufo-turns-the-tables

3

bufo-hopes-you-are-having-a-good-day

3

bufo-haha-yes-haha-yes

3

bufo-offers-you-the-moon

3

bufo-goes-to-space

3

bufo-is-ready-to-riot

3

bufo-picked-you-a-flower

3

bufo-will-never-walk-cornelia-street-again

3

bufo-existential-dread-sets-in

3

bufo-offers-chart-with-upwards-trend

2

bufo-passed-the-load-test

2

bufo-be-my-valentine

2

bufo-devouring-his-son

2

bufo-makes-it-rain

2

bufo-call-for-help

2

bufo-brain-damage-escalates-to-new-heights

2

bufo-drifts-through-the-void

2

bufo-made-you-a-burrito

2

bufo-no-more-today-thank-you

2

bufo-drinking-baja-blast

2

bufo-wards-off-the-evil-spirits

2

bufo-knows-this-is-a-total-bop

2

bufo-holding-space-for-defying-gravity

2

bufo-stole-your-crunchwrap-before-you-could-finish-it

2

bufo-has-been-cleaning

1

bufo-is-ready-to-build-when-you-are

1

bufo-has-a-spoon

1

bufo-offers-you-money-in-this-trying-time

1

bufo-failed-the-load-test

1

but-wait-theres-bufo

1

bufo-offers-a-factory

1

bufo-wears-the-cone-of-shame

1

bufo-furiously-writes-an-epic-update

1

bufo-offers-you-the-world

1

bufo-wants-a-refund

1

bufo-snaps-a-pic

1

bufo-has-a-banana

1

bufo-waves-hello-from-the-void

1

bufo-bops-you-on-the-head-with-a-rolled-up-newspaper

1

bufo-loves-rice-and-beans

1

bufo-talks-to-brick-wall

1

bufo-thanks-you-for-the-comment

1

bufo-didnt-listen-to-willy-wonka

1

bufo-needs-to-vent

1

bufo-asks-politely-to-stop

1

bufo-brings-a-new-meaning-to-brain-freeze-by-bopping-you-on-the-head-with-a-popsicle

1

bufo-will-not-be-going-to-space-today

1

bufo-is-a-little-worried-but-still-trying-to-be-supportive

1

bufo-not-respecting-your-personal-space

1

bufo-drinking-pumpkin-spice-latte

1

bufo-is-petting-your-dog

1

bufo-thats-a-knee-slapper

1

bufo-fun-is-over

1

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